IM SO HUNGRY HELP

in the process of ombreing my hair i think i permanently bleached a patch of my thigh

also my hair is about to be pink

wat

especially overly happy couples ugh they make me feel fat

i dont know why like i dont even feel bitter i just feel fat when i see them

I JUST FEEL REALLY FAT TODAY AND THAT’S WHY I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS WITH EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW OK

how do i lose 20 lbs in half an hour

I HATE FINALS BEFORE FINALS WEEK AND OVERLY HAPPY COUPLES AND NOT LIVING IN THE WORLD OF AVATAR

feel sick to my stomach

not sure if it’s because i just had cotton candy, kettle corn, and a snow cone and am ODing on sugar or because I just saw something I really would rather have not seen

slutever

say you won’t forget me

i’m so awkward over the phone i honestly wonder how anyone puts up with it

especially people in a professional setting

i feel like i just offend their every possible sensibility when i speak to them on the phone

(just had a really awkward phone conversation with a guy at a Hong Kong company who was really nice given that I sounded literally retarded)

surprised that i see more red boxes on facebook than tumblr

Tumbling while in LA traffic. Have moved two blocks in 45 minutes…

btw folks yesterday was fun

i walked along/sat by/stared at the ocean for a few hours, then my friend and i got drunk and made an Italian strawberries and cream cake from scratch and watched honey boo boo. then we went over to a friends who we hadn’t seen in a very long time and had good timez

and since this is tumblr and nobody’s allowed to judge on tumblr i was also tripping balls the whole time and it was great