February 2011
Noise canceling headphones
are pretty much the best things ever invented
I can’t wait to try these high, holy shit.
January 2011
OMFG
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM THAT I WAS FUCKING PREGNANT WITH SOME LADY’S HUSBAND’S BABY BECAUSE SHE WAS STERILE AND MADE ME TO FUCK HER HUSBAND TO HAVE KIDS AND THAT HUSBAND WAS CHRISTIAN BALE AND COPULATION WAS DONE BY PUTTING TWO CIRCULAR WIRES INSIDE EACH OTHER
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
evavictoriafelise:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
roxanneritchi:
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even...
“There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.”
– Albert Camus (via ish07)
“Calvin: Look, a dead bird!
Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window.
Calvin: Isn’t it...”
– Bill Watterson, There’s Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection (via liquidnight)
So,
went shopping today and finally got some clothes, then got really bad food poisoning after eating dinner at Outback and spent the next hour over the toilet wasting an 8 oz prime rib and salad.
“The characters are born from repetition, from repeatedly thinking about them. I...”
– Miyazaki Hayao (via hayao-miyazaki)
WHEN PEOPLE BRAG ABOUT HOW SMART THEY ARE ON...
